Crazy Plant Lady

For the plant parent who can’t walk past a greenhouse without adopting a new leafy child, this 26 oz hydro bottle is your hydration soulmate. Covered in a vibrant array of potted beauties, hanging plants, and the cheeky “Crazy Plant Lady” sign, it’s basically a love letter to your thriving (and maybe overgrown) indoor jungle. Perfect for watering yourself while you water your plants, this bottle keeps your drinks icy cold while reminding everyone that your idea of a “night out” probably involves repotting a fiddle leaf fig. Stay hydrated, stay rooted, and embrace your wild, leafy lifestyle.