Greeting Card- Retirement

🎉 Funny Retirement Card – “Happy Retirement – Hope You Like the Smell of Piss and Bingo” 😆 Send them off in style (and sarcasm) with this brutally funny retirement card! Featuring the line: “Happy Retirement – Hope you like the smell of piss and bingo,” this card is perfect for the retiree who appreciates dark humor, brutal honesty, and a good laugh as they ride off into the golden years. 📏 Card Size: 8.5” x 5.5” folded-blank inside 📜 Material: Premium quality cardstock ✉️ Includes: Matching envelope 🛋️ Perfect For: Friends, coworkers, or family members retiring with a great sense of humor 🖤 Handmade with wit and sass at my small business, Occasionally Designed Celebrate their next chapter with a card that’s anything but boring—because retirement should start with a laugh (and maybe a bingo dauber). 😎🍷