26 Oz Hydro - If Dad can't fix it
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Because every dad is either the hero with a wrench—or the reason you're calling a professional. Sip in style with this cheeky 26oz hydro bottle made for the ultimate fix-it guy.
“If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re Screwed” — truer words have never been printed on stainless steel. This 26oz Hydro Bottle is the perfect blend of hydration and hilarious truth, ideal for the duct tape dad who swears he “doesn’t need the instructions.”
Crafted for durability and designed with a rugged, toolbox-vibes aesthetic, this hydro bottle will keep drinks ice cold for 10–12 hours or piping hot for 6–8, whether Dad’s in the garage, the backyard, or just standing around holding the flashlight while you Google how to fix it.
Complete with a flip-top straw lid for easy sipping (no spilled coffee during hammer time here), this is the perfect gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just to say “thanks for not making it worse.” Bonus points if you pair it with a real toolkit—because he’s probably going to need it.
Warning: May cause excessive dad pride and spontaneous DIY disasters.
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